The Carry Out 4-12-16: “If you want free money for doing a pretty poor job be a college football coach”

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Former Illinois head football coach Tim Beckman at Big Ten Football Media Day 2015. (Phil Velasquez/ Chicago Tribune)

The Carry Out is the nightly segment where Justin reads the newspaper so you don’t have to. Tonight’s top stories include House Speaker Paul Ryan not running for president, Governor Rauner releasing a new education funding plan for Illinois, the city of Chicago planning 50 more miles of bike lanes, Mark Zuckerberg announcing a 10-year plan for Facebook, the Blackhawks getting ready for the Stanley Cup playoffs, Patrick Kane not growing a mullet, the unveiling of the new Cubs locker room, Illinois reaching a settlement with former head football coach Tim Beckman and the city ordinance to let clubs sell booze and have topless dancers has been tasseled, er tabled.

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