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Why Ask Why?
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John with similar observations.
- IF
a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
- Why
do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why
isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why
are their interstate highways in Hawaii?
- How
does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
- If
7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?
- If
you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the headlights?
- Why
is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
- If
a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
- Is
there another word for synonym?
- Why
do they report power outages on TV?
- What
do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- What's
another word for thesaurus?
- If
a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- If
the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights
off?
- When
it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- Why
is the word abbreviation so long?
- When
companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- If
you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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