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Cyber Squad Links
and Information
The
Cyber Crew
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Requested:
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- www.eiae.org
- map for recycling old computers and tech equipment
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- www.tweakxp.com
- site dedicated to improving and customizing windows xp
- idg.net
- opening page all about "xp" and a link to a
readiness test
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- Neoworx
- www.neoworx.com get
a free version of "neotrace" which allows you
to trace internet access. When you can't get to a site,
you can track where the problem lies- your end, or the sight
end.
- If
you have a virus go to: www.symantec.com/avcenter
Find "expanded tools list" on the opening page.
Click and it will take you to the virus removal directions.
- Have
older Macintosh equipment and want to keep it up and running?
You can purchase new, old and refurbished Macintosh equipment
and parts at www.lowendmac.com
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Dr.
Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash
If a packet
hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet has an error to report.
If your
cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted because the index doesn't hash,
The your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the
label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packet wants to tunnel onto another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effect of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the program's gonna hang!
When the
copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you'll have to flash your memory, and you'll want to
RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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