Somebody stole ‘The Blob’ on Montrose: What on Earth for?

The Blob, the way it was. (Patty Wetli / DNAinfo)

NORTH CENTER — Is there a black market for indeterminate chunks of fungal matter?

“That’s a good question,” said Larry Bartoli.

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The retired police officer is otherwise at a loss to explain why someone (or some persons) would steal “The Blob.”

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