Patti, Elliot, and the rest of the world are sad about “Brangelina”

Patti and Elliott Serrano are ready for a show.

Chief Geek Officer Elliot Serrano was the one and only side car tonight, accompanying Patti through Brangelina’s divorce, the latest on Eataly with GM Jason Goldsmith, a 1776 cast party, and of course, “Tell Me Something Good”.