The Carry Out 9-16-16: “My guess is that Harry Caray and Ron Santo are doing Jägerbombs in the sky while in reality John Cusack and Jim Belushi are doing Jägerbombs at Sluggers”

Actor John Cusack (left) talks with Jon Lester #34 of the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field  (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

Actor John Cusack (left) talks with Jon Lester #34 of the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

The Carry Out is the nightly segment where Justin reads the newspaper so you don’t have to. Tonight’s top stories include Donald Trump sticking it to the media by showing up 90 minutes late to a press conference, Hillary Clinton getting off the best line of the week with a quip about her pneumonia and women’s health, the iPhone 7 being released, sources close to Mayor Emanuel saying he’s going to make a policy speech about violence, former state representative Ron Sandack being shaken down by an international crime ring, the Cubs celebrating their division title, David Ross partying in Wrigleyville, Theo Epstein sitting in the bleachers while wearing a fake mustache, former Bears RB Matt Forte having a great game for the Jets, the Bears getting ready for the Eagles, Jay Cutler addressing his lack of endorsements and a daughter suing her parents for putting baby pictures on Facebook.

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