The Carry Out 9-9-16: “Something tells me that Donald Trump’s personal health regimen is equal parts treadmill and spray tan”

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses the Values Voter Summit at the Omni Shoreham September 9, 2016 in Washington, DC. Hosted by the Family Research Council, the summit is an annual gathering of social and political conservatives. During the summit's 2015 presidential straw poll, Trump placed fifth with only 5% of the vote.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses the Values Voter Summit at the Omni Shoreham September 9, 2016 in Washington, DC. Hosted by the Family Research Council, the summit is an annual gathering of social and political conservatives. During the summit's 2015 presidential straw poll, Trump placed fifth with only 5% of the vote. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

The Carry Out is the nightly segment where Justin reads the newspaper so you don’t have to. Tonight’s top stories include North Korea testing a nuclear warhead, the NFL having a controversial opening night, Apple stock falling after the iPhone 7 announcement, Chance the Rapper buying back tickets from scalpers to his own show, Donald Trump responding to criticism over his health, scientists naming a new parasite after President Obama, a new study saying bad weather can exacerbate pain, the Cubs and Bears both taking on Houston this weekend, Marian Hossa and Marcus Kruger suffering injuries in the World Hockey Tournament and DNA showing that there are 4 different types of giraffes.

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