The Carry Out 8-24-16: “NASA says a new planet has been discovered and when hearing this news humans across the globe rejoiced and instantly stopped recycling”

This artist rendering provided by the European Southern Observatory shows a view of the surface of the planet Proxima b orbiting the red dwarf star Proxima Centauri, the closest star to the Solar System. The double star Alpha Centauri AB also appears in the image to the upper-right of Proxima itself. Proxima b is a little more massive than the Earth and orbits in the habitable zone around Proxima Centauri, where the temperature is suitable for liquid water to exist on its surface.  (European Southern Observatory via AP)

This artist rendering provided by the European Southern Observatory shows a view of the surface of the planet Proxima b orbiting the red dwarf star Proxima Centauri, the closest star to the Solar System. The double star Alpha Centauri AB also appears in the image to the upper-right of Proxima itself. Proxima b is a little more massive than the Earth and orbits in the habitable zone around Proxima Centauri, where the temperature is suitable for liquid water to exist on its surface. (European Southern Observatory via AP)

The Carry Out is the nightly segment where Justin reads the newspaper so you don’t have to. Tonight’s top stories include more taxes coming to Chicagoans, the White House responding to Senator Mark Kirk’s recent comments regarding the Iran deal, the State Department releasing more Hillary Clinton emails, Donald Trump questioning Hillary Clinton’s health, Chicago and suburban home prices dropping, SNL’s Leslie Jones getting her phone and website hacked, a transgender woman suing the city to be able to perform nude in clubs, the Cubs sweeping in San Deezy, Guaranteed Rate buying naming rights to U.S. Cellular Field, the Bears dealing with more injuries, Duncan Keith pulling out of the World Cup of Hockey and NASA saying a new planet has been discovered in a neighboring solar system.

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