Show Opener – May 1, 2014

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Three mamaluke’s broke into a lingerie store this past weekend. When one robber bumped into another one and accidentally fired his gun, these geniuses thought they were under attack and fired several more rounds! A prisoner in California is suing several different musicians because, he believes the performers conspired with the CIA and FBI to steal his song lyrics! Can’t make this stuff up if we tried.