Show Opener, November 19th

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You know the kid saying, “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” Well, a woman decided to marry a roller coaster! Finally, a man from the tornado-stricken town, Coal City was caught stealing cigarettes and cigars. Garry gives his thoughts on what they should do to him!