Show Opener, September 26th

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Garry opens the show giving you the good ole’ pick the fake news story. The first story is about a cop in Florida who was suspended for a day after making a woman shake her bra to see if she was hiding drugs! The second story is about a Nazis plan to breed GIANT rabbits so they could provide fur-lined clothing for Hitler’s army. The third story is about Al-Qaeda coming out with a new clothing line simply called Turban Outfitters. And our last story is about a man who got caught “getting freaky” with a pool toy in his own backyard.

Listen here to see which one was fake!