Top Ten possible excuses the Cubs can use if the season goes south

TOP TEN POSSIBLE EXCUSES THE CUBS CAN USE IF THE SEASON GOES SOUTH

NUMBER 10: ICY STARES FROM ROOFTOP OWNERS SPOOKED THE PLAYERS

NUMBER 9: PLAYERS SLIPPED ON LEFTOVER ROACH CLIPS FROM ROGER WATERS CONCERT

NUMBER 8: PLAYERS SAW NO NEED TO SHOW OFF NOW THAT CELEBRITIES ARE NOT SINGING THE 7TH INNING STRETCH

NUMBER 7: NEED JUMBOTRON TO ANALYZE FLAWED PLAYS

NUMBER 6: DON’T THINK THAT TOM RICKETTS IS PAYING ATTENTION ANYWAY BECAUSE OF PARK RENOVATION STRESS

NUMBER 5: TOO MUCH ATTENTION IS BEING PAID TO THE BLACKHAWKS RIGHT NOW

NUMBER 4: ALDERMAN TUNNEY KEEPS MOONING PLAYERS FROM ROOFTOPS

NUMBER 3: WANT TO SAVE WORLD SERIES RUN FOR 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF PARK NEXT YEAR

NUMBER 2: WANT TO SAVE WORLD SERIES RUN FOR NEW BALLPARK IN ROSEMONT

AND THE NUMBER ONE POSSIBLE EXCUSE THE CUBS CAN USE IF THE SEASON GOES SOUTH: NEW MASCOT IS CALLED CUBBIE THE CURSE!

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