Top Ten possible excuses the Cubs can use if the season goes south

This is an archived article and the information in the article may be outdated. Please look at the time stamp on the story to see when it was last updated.

TOP TEN POSSIBLE EXCUSES THE CUBS CAN USE IF THE SEASON GOES SOUTH

NUMBER 10: ICY STARES FROM ROOFTOP OWNERS SPOOKED THE PLAYERS

NUMBER 9: PLAYERS SLIPPED ON LEFTOVER ROACH CLIPS FROM ROGER WATERS CONCERT

NUMBER 8: PLAYERS SAW NO NEED TO SHOW OFF NOW THAT CELEBRITIES ARE NOT SINGING THE 7TH INNING STRETCH

NUMBER 7: NEED JUMBOTRON TO ANALYZE FLAWED PLAYS

NUMBER 6: DON’T THINK THAT TOM RICKETTS IS PAYING ATTENTION ANYWAY BECAUSE OF PARK RENOVATION STRESS

NUMBER 5: TOO MUCH ATTENTION IS BEING PAID TO THE BLACKHAWKS RIGHT NOW

NUMBER 4: ALDERMAN TUNNEY KEEPS MOONING PLAYERS FROM ROOFTOPS

NUMBER 3: WANT TO SAVE WORLD SERIES RUN FOR 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF PARK NEXT YEAR

NUMBER 2: WANT TO SAVE WORLD SERIES RUN FOR NEW BALLPARK IN ROSEMONT

AND THE NUMBER ONE POSSIBLE EXCUSE THE CUBS CAN USE IF THE SEASON GOES SOUTH: NEW MASCOT IS CALLED CUBBIE THE CURSE!

CubsLogo-WGNAM

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 5,496 other followers