TOP TEN WAYS WATCHING THE BEARS GAME IS THE SAME AS WATCHING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

NUMBER 10.   BOTH SIDES HATE EACH OTHER

NUMBER 9.      DETROIT NEEDS HELP.

NUMBER 8.       IT’S A BLACK COACH AGAINST A WHITE COACH.

NUMBER 7.       CUTLER EXECUTES THE NICKEL, ROMNEY HAS A 5 POINT PLAN.

NUMBER 6.       THE BEARS HAVE A GUY NAMED ISRAEL.

NUMBER 5.        SOME OF THE PLAYERS HAVE BINDERS OF WOMEN

NUMBER 4.       SOME OF THE PLAYERS HAVE HAD FOREIGN AFFAIRS.

NUMBER 3.        THE OFFICIATING IS SLIPPERY

NUMBER 2.      THE ONLY LOVIE IS ON THE SIDELINE

NUMBER 1.       AT LEAST ONE OF THE TEAMS SPENT MONEY ON GOOD DEFENSE