Top Ten things Jesse Jackson Jr. wanted to buy but didn’t get a chance to

TOP TEN THINGS JESSE JACKSON JUNIOR WANTED TO BUY BUT DIDN’T GET A CHANCE TO

NUMBER 10:   MARILYN MONROE’S SYRINGE

 

NUMBER 9:      CHUCK NORRIS’S TOUPEES BUT ONLY THE ONES FROM HIS WALKER TEXAS RANGER ERA

NUMBER 8:     THE VELCRO MEDICAL BOOT WORN BY ELIZABETH TAYLOR AFTER SHE SLIPPED TRYING TO OPEN A DRAWER ON HER NIGHT STAND.

 

NUMBER 7:    ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S NIGHT STAND

 

NUMBER 6:      THE GATORADE MACHINE CARLOS ZAMBRANO SMASHED IN THE DUGOUT

 

NUMBER 5:      ONE OF HIS FATHER’S VELOUR TRACK SUITS

 

NUMBER 4:      A PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER DISTRIBUTORSHIP

 

NUMBER 3:      THE ORGINAL COPY OF MICHAEL JORDAN’S HALL OF FAME SPEECH

 

NUMBER 2:       BI-POLAR BEARS, YES IT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING JESSE JACKSON JUNIOR WANTED TO BUY BUT DIDN’T GET A CHANCE:  ALL THE LAND IN PEOTONE WHERE THE AIRPORT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO.


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