Top ten things gang members can do to rechannel their energy into something positive

TOP TEN THINGS GANG MEMBERS CAN DO TO RECHANNEL THEIR ENERGY INTO SOMETHING POSITIVE

NUMBER 10. PROVIDE SECURITY FOR MOVIE THEATRES.

NUMBER 9.  HAVE DUNK TANK COMPETITION WITH OTHER GANGS AT SOLDIER FIELD, CHARGE 10 DOLLARS TO GET IN AND A DOLLAR A THROW, SPLIT PROFITS  AMONGST GANGS.

 NUMBER 8.  HAVE GANG MEMBERS WORK AT DISORGANIZED COOK COUNTY MORGUE SORTING OUT BODIES, MOST OF WHICH THEY PUT THERE.

NUMBER 7. OFFER TO PAINT ANY GARAGE DOOR ANY COLOR IN 5 MINUTES FOR 25 DOLLARS.

NUMBER 6.   OFFER TO PAINT A WHOLE HOUSE ANY COLOR IN HALF AN HOUR FOR 100 DOLLARS.

NUMBER  5.  PAY A VISIT TO PEOPLE IN STATE WHO OBTAINED PENSIONS LEGALLY BUT UNETHICALLY AND TRY TO PERSUADE THEM TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK.

NUMBER  4.  HOLD GANG OLYMPICS, EVENTS WOULD INCLUDE, 5K SAGGY PANTS RUN AND SPRAY PAINTING A WALL WHILE ON A BALANCE BEAM.

NUMBER 3.  GO WORK ON WALL STREET, MINUS THE MURDERS GANG MEMEBERS HAVE THE SAME SKILL SET.

NUMBER 2.  STAND OUTSIDE RETAIL STORES AND BEAT UP FLASH MOBBERS WHO TRY TO RUN OUT WITH MERCHANDISE

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING GANG MEMBERS CAN DO TO RECHANNEL THEIR ENERGY INTO SOMETHING POSITIVE: EXCHANGE REAL GUNS FOR GIANT SQUIRT GUNS, NOW DRIVE BYS WOULD REFRESH DRIED UP LAWNS ON THE WEST AND SOUTHSIDES.

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