Brian Urlacher vs. the world

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  • Cliff White

    Copy of letter I sent to Halas Hall:

    December 18, 2012

    Chicago Bears
    Halas Hall at Conway Park
    1000 Football Drive
    Lake Forest, IL 60045

    Dear (Once Proud Franchise) Chicago Bears,

    For the first time in my 30 plus years of being a Bear fan and financial supporter, I am compelled to write to you.

    It has long been evident that however talented on the football field, Brian Urlacher is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. It comes as no surprise that people who receive enormous sums of money for displaying skills that have no value in the real world are egocentric and overestimate the value of their self-worth, and therefore their opinions.

    However, 54’s latest jab at the fans being esoteric and unimportant to the team is more than run-of-the-mill stupidity. It demonstrates a level of delusional arrogance exceeded only by the head coach.

    Belaboring the point further would only add to the futility of writing this letter and a waste of my time. I am returning this jersey as I no longer wish to be associated with a bunch of megalomaniacs.


    Cliff White
    7226 Division Road
    Egg Harbor, WI 54209

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